"You held me underwater and asked me why I could not breathe."
- E. Grin, toxic. (via written-in-pen)
(via nitrogen)
Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
why is my pencil talking
why is your cat full of star wars sound effects
(via setheverman)
Telling someone “you shouldn’t be unhappy because someone else has it worse” is the same as saying “you shouldn’t be happy because someone else has it better”
(via just-shower-thoughts)
Do you know that tingly sensation you get when you really like someone? That is common sense, leaving your body.
(via just-shower-thoughts)